Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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