The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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