I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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