We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You took a bar mat shot.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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