I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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