As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Randomize
