I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
