We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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