At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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