Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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