somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i need an iv and a liver transplant
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
