Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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