She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
