so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
