oh god the rape fog is back!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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