she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
