I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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