I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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