idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Actions speak louder than pants.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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