Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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