That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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