Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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