I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
sex in a hospital.. check
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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