Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My vagina is officially offended.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
