you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
sarcasm needs its own font
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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