I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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