He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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