There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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