The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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