I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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