I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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