I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im holly from the hills drunk
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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