youre lurking in front of me
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just had sex on a roof
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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