Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
