doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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