I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
A+ Viking dick
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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