so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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