oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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