I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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