Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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