i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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