it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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