Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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