If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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