giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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