what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Randomize
