Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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