Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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