whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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