You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
