Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There's a naked man in my car right now.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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