Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
